Eight sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:
1. Didn't Edna explode in Kentucky last week?
2. Let's take tame tarantulas to Winifred!
3. Are those toffee umbrellas waterproof?
4. Believe me, no one's tried unzipping you.
5. Beer? Jaegermeister? Martinis? No, officer. Really!
6. Doesn't Galen like pickled squid testicles?
7. Actually, Brian's feet smelled worse.
8. Electric jello makes sparks.
.
Sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:
1. Always bathe goats in sturdy tubs.
2. Bob's delicious with Worcestershire.
3. Andrew barely heard the underwater xylophones.
4. Awkward creaminess depends on yogurt.
5. His kangaroo smiled sometimes.
6. Come feel this unpleasant Vaseline!
7. I'm stuck.
8. Actually, it's just my zipper.
9. Everlasting Gobstoppers make marvelous projectiles.
10. Don't give me moldy oranges.
.
Sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:
1. After drinking eggs, Ellen felt sick.
2. Aardvarks and armadillos both taste terrible.
3. Don't go into the underground Vaseline vault!
4. Abraham Lincoln loved meeting zombies.
5. Allen's armpit became green last night.
6. I need seven tacos.
7. Galen likes Michigan more than turnips (usually).
8. Ample blog comments equal Friday happiness.
.
Sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:
1. It's raining sausage today... yum!
2. Always remember to validate your zucchini.
3. I knew my spleen tasted weird.
4. Even Greenpeace loves sauteed whales.
5. Always drink free liquor on Thursday.
6. Bill's glad he laid next to you.
7. I'm keeping Mike Mills today.
8. Fourteen grapes might not satisfy that unicorn.
.
Lists for no reason:
THINGS THAT RHYME WITH "FEBREZE":
1. Sneeze
2. Disease
3. West Indies
4. Killer Bees
5. Mushy Peas
THINGS THE LETTERS "GHB" COULD STAND FOR:
1. Grandma Hurls Bricks
2. Giraffes Hate Bending
3. Gumballs Hardly Bounce
4. Go Home, Bob.
5. Gerbils Hum Badly
TODAY'S FAVORITE NUMBERS FOR NO REASON:
12, 17, 58, 52, 1, 11, 70, 41
SENTENCES WITH ALL THE WORDS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER:
1. Angie Kissed Nine Turtles Yesterday.
2. Eventually, My Stalker Submitted To Urinalysis.
3. I'm Not Quite Right Today.
.
1. I just lost my sanity somewhere.
2. Don't start yawning.
3. Be careful; following geese is messy.
4. Chew on some steamed walrus!
5. Everyone left without you.
6. I don't mind vanilla yogurt.
7. Abundant comments make me pretty thrilled. (Yippee!)
.
1. Eccentric engineers loved Warren Zevon.
2. Bruce's children helped ignite your zeppelin.
3. Amy believes in invisible waffles.
4. I love messy pizza slices!
5. Always be suspicious when wombats yodel.
.
Sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:
1. Extra hairy lemmings might not plummet.
2. A hurricane involves turbulent, violent wind.
3. Look out; see those unhappy warthogs?
4. Agnes almost found her parking spot today.
5. Here, take this to Wyoming.
6. Granola isn't very yummy.
7. No one really understood you.
8. Always dip frogs in lukewarm marinara sauce.
.
Sentences with the words in reverse alphabetical order:
1. Pencil lead is graphite!
2. Wicked toddlers cry all afternoon.
3. Yes, we know it's definitely contagious.
4. Please don't choke; breathe air.
5. You're very gross, eating boogers.
6. We think he's an aardvark.
7. You're my favorite dysfunctional alien.
.
1. Barney's dinosaur eggs emit stupidity waves.
2. Always believe in martian spaceships.
3. Bugs Bunny's carrot looks more orange than usual.
4. A daily headache is not so terrific.
5. Cats eat, later poop, then unwind.
6. Around four o'clock, Renee sauteed some troubled yaks.
.
1. Alvin's bathtub is leaking motor oil.
2. My name's not Pinky.
3. Good manners never seem trivial.
4. Don't eat green mayonnaise.
5. Cats demand fresh litter... NOW.
6. Always disgusting, dysentery makes people quiver.
.
1. Aromatherapy's awesome, but Ed's farts still stink.
2. Cheap fish sticks talk to you.
3. Fortunately, I never quite understood xenophobia.
4. Dinosaur jelly's not usually very yummy.
5. Look; Mom's on TV!
6. Aardvarks are in my pants today.
.
1. Al finally found frozen gopher heads in West Virginia.
2. Every Friday, happily, I run screaming toward weekends.
3. Airport delays eventually mean tiresome waiting.
4. Bright creatures ignore Martha Stewart.
5. Don't lick slimy toads.
6. My new ring tastes weird.
7. Apparently, asparagus makes Norman's pee stink.
8. All appetizers: Calories crammed into small spaces.
9. I smell your yucky zones.
.
1. Avoid Chihuahua dung; it's really squishy.
2. Everyone knows lepers make wonderful yarn.
3. Bring four hundred nachos; Reggie's starving!
4. Glowing hair indicates luminous radioactivity, right?
5. Is that your zebra?
6. Drink eggplant frappe, gag immediately thereafter.
7. Sometimes Steve thinks we're wonderful.
8. Abigail definitely hates tapeworms today.
.
