Thursday, March 22, 2012

There's no such thing as aardvark tacos, right?

Sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:

1. After drinking eggs, Ellen felt sick.
2. Aardvarks and armadillos both taste terrible.
3. Don't go into the underground Vaseline vault!
4. Abraham Lincoln loved meeting zombies.
5. Allen's armpit became green last night.
6. I need seven tacos.
7. Galen likes Michigan more than turnips (usually).
8. Ample blog comments equal Friday happiness.
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13 comments:

Brian Miller said...

seriously i would like to crawl in your mind for a few minutes...just a few minutes...haha

Janna said...

Brian: It's a dark scary place. Not as bad as the Underground Vaseline Vault, but still...

G-Man said...

Janna Dear....
You Are SPOOKY!!
Really? We've never met yet you have this EXACT knowledge of my brain!!! I do love Michigan more than Turnips.
You're a FREAK!
I loved your 55
Thanks for playing, You are like getting upgraded to 1st Class on a Trans-Atlantic flight for FREE!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

G-Man: I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm also right about Allen's armpit.

TALON said...

lol - loved it, Janna. Allen's green armpit begs the question - "What did Allen get up to last night?" :)

Margaret said...

This kind of exercise takes way to much work... Alphabet recitation and counting to 55. I guess it needs to be done before the glass(es) of wine... ;)

nonamedufus said...

I think it was Paul Simon who first warned about the Vaseline vault. You know that song Slip Sliding Away?

mo.stoneskin said...

I'm trying to decide which of the eight sentences is most useful to me. I think that the Vaseline vault warning is extremely practical, you're evidently speaking from experience, right?

Monkey Man said...

Friday happiness is meaningful....really!

Shelly said...

Love that last one. :)

Janna said...

TALON: I hope it didn't involve pesto.

Margaret: It's a labor of love!

nonamedufus: I've had that song stuck in my head ever since I read your comment...

mo.stoneskin: The best thing about the Vaseline vault is that it's waterproof.

MonkeyMan: Thank you for the comment that was in alphabetical order. :)

Shelly: It's so true!

Linc said...

Very nice. Can't decide if my fav is #3 or #6!

Janna said...

Linc: Since I'm hungry, I think #6 sounds pretty good today.