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The hairy blue monster chased me across the eight lane highway.
"I will kill you for eating my cookies!" He bellowed.
I leaped over the roadkill which was once a purple dinosaur. Japanese anime characters began raining down from above.
In resignation, I cried: "This is the last time I eat cheesecake right before bedtime."
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