Drowning in my tepee
Lately I've been drinking a lot of hot tea.
I've tried regular boring tea, as well as green tea, white tea, red tea, black tea, and probably other colors too.
At work I have one of those electric kettle things which can quickly boil a pot of water. All day long I'm making tea and drinking tea and peeing, and repeating the process.
My bladder is currently the size of a Volkswagen.
I've been trying to find tea flavors I really LOVE.
So far I like Celestial Seasonings' True Blueberry, Lemon Zinger, and Peppermint the best. Earl Grey is also good (possibly because it reminds me of Jean-Luc Picard from Star Trek).
There are also flavors that have literally made me cringe, like Stash's "Strawberry Pomegranate", Bigelow's "Raspberry Chrysanthemum," and almost anything by Tazo.
(Chrysanthemum tea? Really?)
Do any of you have "favorite" tea flavors I should try? (or avoid?)
If it's really true that herbal tea is good for you, I think I should probably be developing superpowers by next Friday.
I hope I get to fly. It will save me a ton of gas money.
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Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank five gallons of iced tea?
A: They found him the next morning, drowned in his tepee.
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(P.S. After less than a minute of Googling, I learned that it's equally acceptable to spell it as "tepee," "teepee," or "tipi".)
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