Because apparently the gas station needed a sign...

Y'know, whatever this sign is saying, it's probably a good idea to pay attention.

...Or Else!

I guess the message here is "If you drop out of school, you will be attacked by a giant man-eating Tweety octopus with only six tentacles".

Technically I guess that makes him a hexapus.

(Feel free to make up your own jokes about hexa-puddy-tats.)

So, um, yeah...

Stay in school, I guess.

The first one is my favorite

Did they save the butter after they took the picture?

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Possible captions for this picture:

* After becoming a little more creative, Bernice discovered vegetarianism wasn't so bad after all.

* Any day now, the fairy will come and turn me into a REAL potato!

* It isn't as bad as it looks.  That's margarine instead of butter.

* Shhhh.  I'm hiding from the creepy guy in apartment #4.
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I think he wants to help....

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P.S. Just for fun, this was posted at 12:12 on 12/12/12.

Your tax dollars at work

Finally!

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I've heard of "taking the plunge", but...

It wasn't me! I swear!

Well...
It MIGHT have been me.
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I wish I could get rich making junk like this

I've been going through some of my old computer files, trying to figure out what I can delete.  It's been quite a walk through memory lane.  One of the things I found was the set of "flair" buttons I made.

Allow me to explain.

A couple years ago on Facebook, there was this thing called "Flair", where you designed your own buttons with weird sayings on them.  I don't know if it exists anymore, but I thought that just for fun, I'd let you see some of the buttons I made.

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And, best of all, they're inverted!

I feel like bacon today....

This is why I hate driving on big highways

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This could be awkward for guys who don't know the metric system....

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They grow up so fast....

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I love this. A lot.

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