This happens in Michigan a lot, actually

How Will You Meet Your Maker?

You will die of hypothermia after ill-timed consumption of a case of beer fuels your desire to make anatomically correct snow angels in the nude. Brrrr...

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Weird I am, young Jedi

What Fantasy Archetype Are you?
The Weird Guy In The Hut In The Swamp You are The Weird guy In the Hut In the Swamp. In addition to talking funny, you're like Tom Bombadil (LoTR), The Lady of the Lake (Arthurian Legend), Yoda (Star Wars), The Beavers (Narnia), Old Bailey (Neverwhere), Hagrid (Harry Potter) and Adie (Wizard's First Rule). you are weird and strange. You isolated yourself from the world among your own private powers/library/artifacts. You usually have something important to teach or give the Unlikely Hero that will enable him to defeat the Totally Wicked Villain. When he comes, remember that young people are impatient and will never see the connection between their goals and crotchety old people.
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...Of course I still love all of YOU...

You Are 79% Misanthropic

Here's the truth: Most people suck. You are just lucky enough to know it. You're not ready to go live alone in a cave - but you're getting there.

How Misanthropic Are You?

I'm Einstein, Who are you?

What Famous Leader Are You?
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Coulda been worse... poor Vinnie over at Bitter Cup Of Joe took the test, and discovered he was Hitler!!!

... Or you can just call Tom Cruise instead

Here, go take this test:
http://www.thenetw0rk.com/games/scientology.php
It's to see if you can tell the difference between TABLOID STORIES from the "Weekly World News" and teachings from SCIENTOLOGY.
Pretty scary.
Go see for yourself.
I got 53%.

If only I could pay my bills with this

Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence

Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Smart or Stoopid?

Here, go take this test.
I found it at Onionboy's blog (and have shamelessly stolen it for my own personal blog-usage... oops. Hopefully he will forgive me).
I took it, and scored a 27.
(Yikes.)
It doesn't give you time to really think about the answers... if you take too long, it skips over it automatically and takes you to the next question! So I felt really rushed!

Hey, it's better than I thought

You Are 40% Normal

While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself

How Normal Are You?

Who knew?

You Are Incredibly Logical

Move over Spock - you're the new master of logic. You think rationally, clearly, and quickly. A seasoned problem solver, your mind is like a computer!

How Logical Are You?

What Sesame Street Character Are You?

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz


Ok, yeah, I guess this is me, EXCEPT for the "neat freak" part. My friends and family will all tell you I'm about the furthest thing from that. :)

Jannafer doesn't exist!

Vinnie (over at Bitter Cup Of Joe) has this neat thing on his blog today where you can find out how many people in the US have the same name as you.
What a neat idea!
I went over and tried it myself.
I typed in "Jannafer", plus my last name, and guess what it said....

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Um, my first name REALLY IS "Jannafer"....
But apparently I don't exist!

So then I typed in "Janna" instead, which is what most people have called me ever since 7th grade.
And here's what came up for THAT:

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 8 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Ok, so now at least I exist... things are looking up. (Sad thought: What if the eight "Jannas" are all OTHER people and it STILL doesn't recognize me?) (!!)

Anyway, before seventh grade I was known as "Jannie."
So, here are the results for Jannie (plus last name):

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 7 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

It also listed some fun facts about the name "Jannie":

*There are 13,499 people in the U.S. with the first name Jannie.
*Statistically the 1580th most popular first name. (tied with 104 other first names)
*More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Jannie are female.

So this means that 0.1 percent of "Jannies" are MEN???
0.1 percent of 13,499 is 13.49......... so there are thirteen men named "Jannie", (plus .49 percent of a man somewhere, named Jannie.)
(I'm not gonna ask).

What Kind Of Soul Are You?

You Are a Seeker Soul

You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Guess what decade it was when I was a teenager!!

You Scored 90% Correct

You are an 80s expert You never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop Boys You know which classical musician Falco rocked When it comes to 80s music, you Just Can't Get Enough!

How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?

How Vain Are You?

You Are 13% Vain

You don't have a vain bone in your body - almost as a matter of principle. You demand to be judged on who you are, not what you look like.

How Vain Are You?

How Is Your Inner Child?

Yes... I can believe this...

Your Inner Child Is Scared

Like a kid, you tend to shy away from new experiences. You prefer what's tried and true - novelty is scary! New foods, new places, and new friends are difficult for you to deal with. Some say you're predictable, but you enjoy being comfortable.

How Is Your Inner Child?

How are your English skills?

Yikes! Clearly I need to start reading a few dictionaries so I can work on my vocabulary!

Your English Skills:

Grammar: 100% Punctuation: 100% Spelling: 100% Vocabulary: 60%

Does Your English Cut the Mustard?

Love Lanquage Quiz

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Words of Affirmation
with a secondary love language being
Physical Touch.

Complete set of results

Words of Affirmation:		9
Physical Touch:		7
Quality Time:		6
Acts of Service:		4
Receiving Gifts:		4

Information

Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

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And I'm only 36....

You can tell I'm a perfectionist, because what's gnawing at me right now is "Crap, which one did I get WRONG???"

You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 9/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

What type of writer should you be?

All righty then! I was hoping for either "humor" or "Sci-Fi", and I got one of the two! Perhaps this means I should write "humorous sci-fi"!!

You Should Be a Science Fiction Writer

Your ideas are very strange, and people often wonder what planet you're from. And while you may have some problems being "normal," you'll have no problems writing sci-fi. Whether it's epic films, important novels, or vivid comics... Your own little universe could leave an important mark on the world!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

What kind of American English do you speak?

What? I'm only five percent Yankee??
And hey, how come the numbers don't total up to 100?

Your Linguistic Profile:

65% General American English

20% Upper Midwestern

5% Midwestern

5% Yankee

0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?