You will die of hypothermia after ill-timed consumption of a case of beer fuels your desire to make anatomically correct snow angels in the nude. Brrrr...
okay, i'm feeling bad because i missed so many posts in between checkings, and then i think to myself "hey, normal people don't make fifteen posts in five days."
my self esteem went back up.
you continued to not be normal, and we were all thankful.
p.s. private, heavily encrypted message for natalie: dbmm nf!
p.p.s. i'm heading to the doctor in a few minutes to have the left onionleg examined, no pop bottles were hurt in the making of this injury.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Anatomically correct snow angels.
Send video
Later Y'all
You will be torn apart by wild badgers after stumbling upon their muskrat slave labor camp. Dumb ass.
Hell, I dont even live in Wisconsin. Cheers!!
If you are going to make snow angels, you should make them right.
Meloncutter: Alas, all our snow has melted! I really need to move to Canada one of these days.
Matt-man: I'm sure there are muskrat slave labor camps in Ohio too. Keep looking.
Lynda: That's right! People should take more pride in their work, dammit.
okay, i'm feeling bad because i missed so many posts in between checkings, and then i think to myself "hey, normal people don't make fifteen posts in five days."
my self esteem went back up.
you continued to not be normal, and we were all thankful.
p.s. private, heavily encrypted message for natalie: dbmm nf!
p.p.s. i'm heading to the doctor in a few minutes to have the left onionleg examined, no pop bottles were hurt in the making of this injury.
oi! i got the same result as matt-man! does that mean he wants to be a pubic hair braider and drink a glass of ketchup with ketchup for $100, too?
Yep,I continued anyway. (I'm a rebel) Auto-erotic Asphyxiation surrounded by Tiger Beat magazines
That sounds about right!
Onionboy: I'm making up for all those people in your sidebar who don't update enough! :)
Morgian: I ALMOST picked the pubic hair braiding, but decided I was more of a limerick-writer instead. I'd still like a chance to try both, though...
Metalmom: What a way to go! :o
That seems about right. I'm with Meloncutter, that just screams "video post".
Mr. Fab: Remind me next winter!
Well, wasn't that special! I'm going to die of boredom and I'm taking you all with me!
Sorry...
Amazing Gracie: Maybe reading my blog can keep you from dying of boredom... well, then again, maybe not... :)
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