nonamedufus: I keep my wits in my pocket so I don't have to worry about losing them. This creates problems when I wear pants without pockets, or when I forget to take them out before doing laundry.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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Nothing can be so important as to lose one's head over it.
nonamedufus: If you lost your head, would you lose your head over it? (Wow, I think I just divided by zero...)
No, it'd be too late, eh? It might make me lose my wits, though.
nonamedufus: I keep my wits in my pocket so I don't have to worry about losing them. This creates problems when I wear pants without pockets, or when I forget to take them out before doing laundry.
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