Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Sentences with all the words in alphabetical order

1. Avoid Chihuahua dung; it's really squishy.

2. Everyone knows lepers make wonderful yarn.

3. Bring four hundred nachos; Reggie's starving!

4. Glowing hair indicates luminous radioactivity, right?

5. Is that your zebra?

6. Drink eggplant frappe, gag immediately thereafter.

7. Sometimes Steve thinks we're wonderful.

8. Abigail definitely hates tapeworms today.
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9 comments:

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Okay, that's amazingly clever. Please explain how this one came to you. *deep bow*

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

P.S. -- Just the thought of eggplant frappe makes me gag.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Mike of the frappe.

nonamedufus said...

Do lepers make wonderful yarn or is the wonderful yarn made of lepers? Just curious.

Monkey Man said...

A basic comment does everything for good, hysterical, imaginative jocular, kneeslapper like moderations.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I love that Miksplace just called me Mike of the Frappe. That sounds very officious, and rather elegant. As long you don't drink it.

PattiKen said...

#4 - It does??? My hairdresser said it was the latest thing!

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I'm so glad you're impressed! I wrote a few more of these, and will post a couple more throughout the rest of the year. This is what happens when I'm bored with a lot of time on my hands.
(Plus, for all you know, this is what I wrote in the cemetery! :)

miksplace: Eggplant frappe sort of sounds like some freakazoid vegetarian California delicacy, doesn't it? Aggcchhh!

nonamedufus: It might be a little bit of both, now that you mention it!

MonkeyMan: Excellent!

MikeWJ: If you can go to England and get knighted, you can be SIR Mike Of The Frappe.

PattiKen: She might own stock in a nuclear power company!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I think you were writing something else in the cemetery. It's just a feeling, but my feelings are often right.