Thursday, December 13, 2012

If you pickle them, it ruins the texture

Eight sentences with all the words in alphabetical order:

1.  Didn't Edna explode in Kentucky last week?

2.  Let's take tame tarantulas to Winifred!

3.  Are those toffee umbrellas waterproof?

4.  Believe me, no one's tried unzipping you.

5.  Beer?  Jaegermeister?  Martinis?  No, officer.  Really!

6.  Doesn't Galen like pickled squid testicles?

7.  Actually, Brian's feet smelled worse.

8.  Electric jello makes sparks.
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11 comments:

Brian Miller said...

what was that about my feet? hehe at least i did not get pickled testicles.....haha...

toffee umbrellas would do me no good...i would eat them...

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Janna said...

Brian: Writing about toffee is making me want a Heath bar...
Those are WAY better than pickled testicles. (Not that I've tried them, unless they were an unfortunate ingredient in some bratwurst I had last week.)

Margaret said...

OMG. I'm hoping #6 isn't true.

Janna said...

Margaret: So far, he has neither confirmed nor denied!

brandi said...

Do squids have testicles? I like my squids grilled with teriyaki sauce, thankyouverymuch.

Janna said...

brandi: I've had them sliced and deep fried with sweet and sour sauce. (The tentacles, not the testicles).

G-Man said...

PICKLED?
Are trying to make me puke?
Deep Fried Squid Balls are the ONLY way to go!
(And for a special treat? Sauteed Squid Dick w./Ranch dressing!)
Loved your very appetizing 55 Janna
Thanks for playing, You are like a Frozen Cream-Sickle after accidently eating a Habenero pepper! Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Teresa said...

Hahaha! How funny. I love that you can always make me smile!

Nara Malone said...

What a cool idea. Toffee umbrellas sound pretty cool too--unless it's raining. Welcome to vegetarianism, even if only for a week. Hope you enjoy it.

Other Mary said...

Bahaha - Great Jana!

Janna said...

G-Man: LOL. I agree; most things are way better deep-fried. Possibly even that.

Teresa: I try!

Nara: Must... have.... bacon....

Other Mary: Thank you!