Morgen and Morgian

I have two friends whose names rhyme with "organ", and I love them both.

First there is Morgen, who has the much-beloved blog known as "It's A Blog Eat Blog World". He had a truly lousy year in 2007, and is hoping that 2008 holds some serious improvements.

Five Ways Things Could Have Been
WORSE for Morgen in 2007:

1. Poisonous snakes could have crawled out of his ass
2. He could have lapsed into a drunken stupor and gotten a tattoo that says "I Heart Dubya"
3. While falling on the ice last winter, he could have fallen through the earth and come out in the middle of the ocean somewhere on the opposite side of the globe, immediately getting swallowed up by some giant sea creature we haven't yet discovered
4. Poisonous snakes could have crawled INTO his ass
5. We could exist in a world without chocolate.

As most of you know, Morgen had a birthday recently. On February 19th, he turned 41. Morgen, I hope the day went beautifully for you, I hope this year has lots of wonderful surprises for you, and I hope you know how loved you are. :)

Then there's Morgian, who I see almost every week at band and ABC group. Morgian is a very "unique" individual who loves doing freaky things just for the heck of it. She's like me, only with a much better figure and NO inhibitions. It is so much fun to be around her, because you never know what she's going to do or say next. I feel so normal by comparison! (Pause to carefully consider that statement!)
And she brought me some presents on Tuesday!
Yay!
She knows I love hot spicy things, so she got me a shaker of "Blair's Death Rain."
This is seriously good stuff. Hot and delicious. I blogged about it back in September 2006. Such a yummy, yummy burn. Happy, happy taste buds screaming in joyous pain. Flavor that makes my eyes water with happiness. If you love hot things, I highly recommend this.

Here are the ingredients: "Red Savina, Cayenne, Garlic, Onion, Paprika, Salt, Celery Seed, Rosemary, Oregano."

Red Savina is recognized as the world's hottest pepper. It's in the Guinness Book Of World Records, and is twice as hot as a habanero.

Morgian also got me a bag of Blair's Death Rain potato chips!! I blogged about those too, in that same post. The bag I'd previously tried back in 2006 wasn't very hot, but the one I tried on Tuesday was much better. Still not quite as hot as the stuff that comes right out of the shaker, but still pretty darn good. I love this!
The shaker comes with a skull keychain. (See it in the picture?)
How cute!
The shaker of Blair's Death Rain is the second-hottest gift I have ever gotten. (The very hottest was the collection of sauces that Fab sent me last October.)
You know me... the hotter the better.
Thanks, Morgian! :)
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