Friday, February 22, 2008

poetry corner... or something like that

I have nothing constructive to say today.
Instead I bring you this poem, which I wrote a month ago. Fab will recognize it, because I texted it to him immediately afterward.

Frozen boobs and frozen toes
This is how our winter goes

Frosty poles are hard to lick

And cold winds make a shrunken dick.


And also, just for the heck of it, I bring you this:


8 comments:

Lynda said...

I like that it's an equal opportunity poem. Wait. Its? It's? You know what I mean!

Spooker said...

I think it's "frosty poles are hard to lick BECAUSE cold winds make a shrunken dick"...


Oh, and see the cartoon - this is why I can't be a postal worker...

Steven said...

The sentiments expressed by your philisophical and heartfelt poetry always bring a tear to my eyes.

Lynne said...

That is too funny! With my feelings lately of the USPS, that cartoon definitely hit my funny bone!

whall said...

I raise a glass to frozen boobs,
frozen toes and frozen poles.
But what I hates the most of all?
Prevalence of frozen holes.

Kyra Sutra said...

Well, at least it was hilarious.

Becky said...

awesome poem!

Janna said...

Lynda: I strive to be an equal opportunity blogger.

Spooker/Morgen: Now I feel the urge to photoshop you into a postal uniform...

Steve: I feel the same way about you.

Lynne: I'm glad you liked it! :)

Whall: Nice!

KyraSutra: I'm glad! :)

Becky: Thank you! :)