Sunday, March 7, 2010

Hopefully none of my readers are mutant spiders

I was tired here, and I was tired here... I was also tired here... and probably here too.
I even Twittered about being tired, and posted lists of all those Twitters here and here.
I'm still tired.

My new favorite phrase (which I re-discovered in one of those posts I just linked to) is "So tired I could rip the ninth leg off a mutant spider."

Just to make sure you all remain 100% up-to-date on how tired I am, here's the current list of additional Things I Am Too Tired To Do Right Now:

1. Figure out why cold weather makes me have to pee twice as often
2. Make pizza from scratch
3. Buy light bulbs
4. Make up a joke involving an ostrich, a polar bear, and a box of Wheat Thins.
5. Paint a picture of Barney The Dinosaur skydiving with a faulty parachute (but I can still dream).

Ahhh. Time for my nap.
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8 comments:

Grace said...

1. The body is a very clever organism. A full bladder uses more body heat than an empty one. Therefore when it is cold the body says to itself "Self, get rid of the heat hogging urine" And so it flows...

Marla said...

So, an ostrich, a polar bear, and a box of Wheat Thins walk into a bar.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

So, an ostrich and polar bear were arguing over a box of wheat thins. The polar bear won.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

A polar bear walked into a bar, where he saw an ostrich eating wheat thins. About ten seconds later, the polar bear was enjoying ostrich salad on wheat thins, when he said, "Hmmm. It really DOES taste like chicken."

PattiKen said...

Chris wins!

Janna said...

Grace: Wow, I can almost see that making sense...!

Marla: And the Wheat Thins say to the Polar Bear....

MikeWJ: ... After the Wheat Thins ate the ostrich, of course.

Chris@Knucklehead: Not bad! :)

PattiKen: Wait, let me check with the judges first....

Jenny Brown said...

You are so hilarious.....I'm hooked.....I'm now your newest follower!

Janna said...

JennyBrown: Yaaay! I need all the followers I can get. Welcome!!