Too tired to make better analogies
I'm looking forward to going to band tonight, even though I'm so tired I could rip the ninth leg off a mutant spider.
That's what people do when they're tired, right?
I never know anymore.
Anyway, band should be fun.
I always end up feeling slightly more sane afterward, in much the same way that a lantern battery is slightly quieter than a sleeping chicken.
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4 comments:
I've seen better analogies on a snakeskin in a salon on Saturdays.
Whall: Well, at least they're unique, like a pet iguana nibbling a fresh lettuce leaf out of the belly button of a professional wrestler who loves lemon lollipops.
Mutant spiders? You had to go there?
Travis: I was wondering if you would notice that!
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