Thursday, October 29, 2009

Thirteen things I am too tired to do right now

1. Anything starting with the letter "L" and ending in "aundry."

2. Ask teenagers on the street to please pull up their pants

3. Care about how many calories were in the ice cream I had for dessert

4. Explain to aliens why our planet is so screwed up

5. Build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only sporks

6. Scoop the litter box

7. Care about politics

8. Daydream about Martha Stewart "accidentally" eating a bad piece of blowfish

9. Learn the difference between hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs

10. Actually care about the difference between hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs

11. Imagine what hamsters, gerbils, and guinea pigs would look like deep fried on a stick

12. Consider what dipping sauces might go well with them

13. Care about PETA gasping in horror at the resulting recipe books

15 comments:

whall said...

Lameaundry?

Trukindog said...

Mmm Roast Guinea pig with Garlic, onion & potato's a simple yet tasty meal.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

I wonder if you breed them together what the babies would be called...hampigs? Guinerbils? Gersters?

Janna said...

Whall: Exactly!

Trukindog: I like mine with french fries.

Lee: Hambil Pigs? Guinster Bills? Guinger Hams?

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I can tell you what hamsters, gerbils and guinea pigs look like barbecued, but deep fried is an entirely different matter. I'll bet they're good, though. Everything tastes better deep fried, including ice cream and Martha Stewart.

Jeff said...

That's funny, I thought Martha Stewart was a bad piece of blowfish.

Uncivil said...

Grilled gerbil with Fugu sauce for Speaker of the House please!

Uncivil said...

I forgot to mention, she could take that orally or breech loaded.....doesn't matter?

Janna said...

MikeWJ: People have deep fried twinkies, deep fried bacon, and deep fried butter, so I guess it must be true! What kind of dipping sauces do you use for Martha?

Jeff: ROFL! :) You may be on to something...

Uncivil: Sigh. You and Nancy need to just go ahead and fight it out in a steel cage match, suspended from the ceiling, above a tank full of sharks. Go ahead. You know you want to.

Knucklehead said...

It's obvious:

Fried Gerbil: Teriyaki Sauce
Fried Hamster: Hot Mustard
Guinea Pig: Marinara

Marilyn said...

You could do a turducken style thing with the gerbil in the center, stuffed in the hamster (which is slightly bigger) and both of them inside the pig thing. I would use a lot of sage.

Janna said...

Knucklehead: I was leaning more toward sweet-and-sour hamster, but maybe you're right...

Marilyn: That's hilarious! Why didn't I think of that?!! :D

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Martha's so dippy and so saucy she doesn't need anything extra.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: Let's go ahead and deep-fry her, just to make sure.

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