I plan to wake up sometime around March or April

Last June I did a post about how I'm tired all the time. I also mentioned rodents and hamster wheels in my brain, and I listed some Twitters I'd done which explained the depth of my incoherence.

Today I have more.

More incoherence AND more Twitters.


So tired I could float in a sea of espresso while dreaming of brown goldfish.
--2:23 PM Jul 1st

So tired I could curl up in an igloo and not even notice when the polar bears started nibbling.
--5:30 PM Jul 11th

So tired I could staple a mime to a chicken and fall asleep watching them try to cross the road.
--2:02 PM Jul 12th

So tired I could roll myself up in a warm flour tortilla and shout 'That's a wrap!'
--8:46 PM Jul 21st

So tired I'm talking to air fresheners.
--11:15 PM Jul 28th

Tired. Mumbling random incoherent things. Going to bed as soon as I put this next load of laundry in the dryer. Purple cricket bob salsa.
--9:41 PM Aug 13th

So tired I could curl up in a big box of styrofoam packing, and would be halfway to Tasmania before I woke up.
--11:40 PM Aug 24th

So tired I could sleep on a bed of microchips and not even notice when it re-programmed me into a toaster.
--12:46 AM Sep 4th

If I don't start going to bed sooner, I'm going to disintegrate into a pile of dust before I ever reach the ripe old age of 40.
--10:31 PM Sep 24th

Too tired to finish thi
--9:15 PM Oct 29th
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