And That's When He Started The Next Of His Rants...
Sentences that rhyme with "Mortimer has an odd stain on his pants":
* Which makes it too awkward to get up and dance
* It happened right after he watered the plants
* And now he isn't the best at romance
* Last Sunday? Identical circumstance!
* Maybe tomorrow he'll have one more chance
* At least his detergent's "stain-fighting" enhanced
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8 comments:
That's very good, but my name isn't Mortimer.
I'll lay you odds, he came from France!!
Janna Dear, you are so askew...
But thats what we love about you!
Loved your food-free 55
Thanks for playing, thanks for being so supportive, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
Perhaps Mortimer's name should be changed to Lance! (Smiles)
None of those rhyme with "Mortimer"
Nice rhymes... good play of words. :-)
-HA
Shawn: You could probably change it for a few dollars and some paperwork. Do they do that up there?
G-man: It WAS food-free, wasn't it?
Mary: Poor Lance!
Bubba: And yet they all rhyme with his pants...
howanxious: Thanks for visiting! :)
"All this makes me miss blogging", he said, as if he were in a trance.
Whall: Come back! Come baaaaack!
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