Thursday, November 7, 2013

At least there seems to be more hot chocolate going around...

"Ice storms, higher heat bills, blinding blizzards, shoveling, shivering, flu..."

"Things to expect in December?"

"Not exactly. Reasons to dread winter."

"I can give you a reason to be glad about winter."

"Such as?"

"Fewer 65-year old guys wearing speedos."

"Ahhhh..."

"Exactly."

"Suddenly I feel bad for all those people who live near the equator."
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12 comments:

Margaret said...

I actually spit upon my screen.

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Brian Miller said...

you are not a real man unless you can wear a banana sling in a snow storm...

ha.

Mary said...

Hmmmm.... I will have to remember that!

G-Man said...

(Looks at himself in the hall mirror)
Uh..Janna?
That's not entirely true....
I missed you last week, I'm so happy to see you back...YAY!!!
Loved your Eyesore 55
Thanks for playing, welcome home,
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

Margaret: LOL!

Brian: Beware of falling icicles.

Mary: Write it down and post it on the fridge!

Janna said...

G-Man: It's good to be home. :)

Yvonne Osborne said...

I'd like to see fewer girls with their stomachs hanging out and the top of their butts showing. That's a good reason to love winter. Unfortunately, that doesn't always work. You wish they'd get stuck in a snowbank and have to walk a mile in their flip-flops and skimpy tops. Ok. That's mean.

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

The joke's on you - I'm only 49!

razzamadazzle said...

Hahaha! Love the positive spin to winter's yuck that's rapidly approaching.

rudyan said...

that is the best reason I've heard to date {smiles}
love this!

Janna said...

Yvonne: Vindictive but still humorous. ;)

Bubba: Well, then you can go ahead for another year or two. Be careful.

razzamadazzle: Thanks as always for visiting! And it is indeed the season of Yuk!

rudyan: Thanks for visiting! :)