Thursday, November 14, 2013

And That's When He Started The Next Of His Rants...

Sentences that rhyme with "Mortimer has an odd stain on his pants":

* Which makes it too awkward to get up and dance
* It happened right after he watered the plants
* And now he isn't the best at romance
* Last Sunday?  Identical circumstance!
* Maybe tomorrow he'll have one more chance
* At least his detergent's "stain-fighting" enhanced
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8 comments:

Shawn said...

That's very good, but my name isn't Mortimer.

G-Man said...

I'll lay you odds, he came from France!!
Janna Dear, you are so askew...
But thats what we love about you!
Loved your food-free 55
Thanks for playing, thanks for being so supportive, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

Mary said...

Perhaps Mortimer's name should be changed to Lance! (Smiles)

Eric (Bubba) Alder said...

None of those rhyme with "Mortimer"

howanxious said...

Nice rhymes... good play of words. :-)
-HA

Janna said...

Shawn: You could probably change it for a few dollars and some paperwork. Do they do that up there?

G-man: It WAS food-free, wasn't it?

Mary: Poor Lance!

Bubba: And yet they all rhyme with his pants...

howanxious: Thanks for visiting! :)

whall said...

"All this makes me miss blogging", he said, as if he were in a trance.

Janna said...

Whall: Come back! Come baaaaack!