Maybe I'll just chop him up into a stir-fry
Once upon a time there was a chicken named Farley who didn't want me to write a story about him.
But I did it anyway, so now he's suing me for being a jerk.
If I'd known it was illegal to be a jerk, I would have sued every guy who tailgated me last Sunday night.
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Jerk chicken. Mmmmmm. I like jerk chicken.
I know some jerks I'd like to fry up like chicken too.
I think there's a recipe for chicken jerk. Was he a Jamaican chicken? or are jamaican stir fry?
I'll leave now. Loved the 55.
Oops--monkey Man beat me to the jerk joke. Great minds, etc.
I say you just sue everyone that crosses your path. Like the grocery bagger at the store who broke the eggs.
Farley would approve.
If Farley had a Harley, Farley would then be a Biker Chick!!
Thanks for remembering to play this week Janna, I missed you.
Loved your Fowl-Mouthed 55
Thanks for playing, You are like a Great big bowl of Campbells Tomato Soup in one hand, as you pick up a Perfect Grilled Cheese sandwich with the other, Have a Kick Ass Week-End....G
I think Farley is the perfect name for a chicken - especially one served up in a stir fry :)
hehe welcome to the american legal system...now about the stir fry...
Is "tailgating" some sort of euphemism?
Interesting, loose-connection work, different (in a good way).
Apparently it's only illegal if you get caught. Nice 55, Janna!
MonkeyMan: What a delicious thought!
A Kwee Life: We should compare lists!
hedgewitch: Now I'm craving Jamaican Jerk chicken...
Pheremone Girl: Maybe Farley could be my lawyer. Are delicious chickens allowed in court?
G-Man: Thank you for missing me. And thanks for visiting. :)
TALON: I could create a recipe called "Chicken Farley", and everybody would wonder where the name came from. I like confusing people.
Brian: Here, try some! It has extra garlic...
Steve: Thanks for visiting! :)
Bubba: I'll have to remember that!
nonamedufus: LOL!! I didn't even think about that. :)
I can safely say I've never been tailgated anyplace else other than in a car.
Wait... that didn't sound right...
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