Monday, June 13, 2011

What I learned over the weekend

1. If you leave your favorite dress jacket on the sofa, your cat will throw up on it. Twice.

2. REM's old CD "Automatic For The People" is downright awesome.

3. If you forget to wear the right pair of shoes, (the ones that actually go with what you're wearing), absolutely no one notices and no one cares.

4. My imaginary friend has taken an unpaid leave of absence, and I have no one to talk to while he is in Bermuda for three weeks. (At least I think it's a "he". I never asked, come to think of it. Maybe that's why he's upset.)

5. Lean Cuisine "Garlic Chicken Spring Rolls" are downright awesome, almost as awesome as REM's "Automatic For The People." They are significantly more awesome than REM's current album ("Collapse Into Now"). For my rant on why I dislike the current album, click here and feel free to comment, because Jantrails is a very lonely place.
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4 comments:

nonamedufus said...

That's a very unique-looking jacket you've got there. Couldn't agree with you more on REM.

Chris@Knucklehead! said...

Wait, your imaginary friend draws a paycheck? Can I apply if he quits?

Janna said...

nonamedufus: I actually wore the jacket today. Thankfully it cleaned up just fine after going through the laundry. (!!!)

Chris: I pay him with cat hair and dryer lint. If you're ok with that, absolutely feel free to apply. I like bald guys.

Steve Bailey said...

Love that album too... Drive is just one of my favorite songs! Love the blog!