Thursday, June 9, 2011

Maybe I'll just chop him up into a stir-fry

Once upon a time there was a chicken named Farley who didn't want me to write a story about him.
But I did it anyway, so now he's suing me for being a jerk.
If I'd known it was illegal to be a jerk, I would have sued every guy who tailgated me last Sunday night.

13 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Jerk chicken. Mmmmmm. I like jerk chicken.

A Kwee Life said...

I know some jerks I'd like to fry up like chicken too.

hedgewitch said...

I think there's a recipe for chicken jerk. Was he a Jamaican chicken? or are jamaican stir fry?

I'll leave now. Loved the 55.

hedgewitch said...

Oops--monkey Man beat me to the jerk joke. Great minds, etc.

Pheromone Girl said...

I say you just sue everyone that crosses your path. Like the grocery bagger at the store who broke the eggs.

Farley would approve.

G-Man said...

If Farley had a Harley, Farley would then be a Biker Chick!!
Thanks for remembering to play this week Janna, I missed you.
Loved your Fowl-Mouthed 55
Thanks for playing, You are like a Great big bowl of Campbells Tomato Soup in one hand, as you pick up a Perfect Grilled Cheese sandwich with the other, Have a Kick Ass Week-End....G

TALON said...

I think Farley is the perfect name for a chicken - especially one served up in a stir fry :)

Brian Miller said...

hehe welcome to the american legal system...now about the stir fry...

nonamedufus said...

Is "tailgating" some sort of euphemism?

Steve Isaak said...

Interesting, loose-connection work, different (in a good way).

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Apparently it's only illegal if you get caught. Nice 55, Janna!

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: What a delicious thought!

A Kwee Life: We should compare lists!

hedgewitch: Now I'm craving Jamaican Jerk chicken...

Pheremone Girl: Maybe Farley could be my lawyer. Are delicious chickens allowed in court?

G-Man: Thank you for missing me. And thanks for visiting. :)

TALON: I could create a recipe called "Chicken Farley", and everybody would wonder where the name came from. I like confusing people.

Brian: Here, try some! It has extra garlic...

Steve: Thanks for visiting! :)

Bubba: I'll have to remember that!

Janna said...

nonamedufus: LOL!! I didn't even think about that. :)
I can safely say I've never been tailgated anyplace else other than in a car.
Wait... that didn't sound right...