Sunday, August 22, 2010

Various Thoughts

1. This happened again today. You'd think I'd learn eventually.

2. In the comments of this post, Grace alerted me to the existence of "Pim's" chocolate orange cookies. I am happy to announce that I finally found some. :) Thank you, Grace!

3. My armpit itches.

4. In all my life, I don't think I've ever seen a chocolate ferret. Bunnies, yes. Ferrets, no.

5. My nails are currently painted with black and white checkerboard patterns and neon yellow swirls. I did it myself and it took two hours. This morning someone said they could see it from all the way across the room. Excellent...

6. If we DID invent chocolate ferrets, would the bunnies feel jealous?


Anonymous said...

Yay for Pims cookies - Gosh I sure hope they live up to all the hype...I really like them But then I grew up on chocolate covered jelly grahams and mallomars...

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Janna said...

Grace: I haven't tried them yet but I fully expect them to be wonderful! :)

Spam guy who I deleted: Please go wipe with poison ivy.

Monkey Man said...

Don't they eat chocolate ferrets on Canadian independence day?

nonamedufus said...

Monkey Man: No, that's chocolate beavers.

Jan: Ketchup packets in your bra? What, you don't were clothes with pockets? Pockets for packets?

PattiKen said...

Monkey Man, bite your tongue. I love ferrets!

Janna, I've posted an introduction to you and the Jannaverse on another blog. Allow me to introdsuce you to The Invisible Seductress.

Invisible Seductress

I think you will enjoy knowing her.

The Invisible Seductress said...

Oh I have visited the Jannaverse,, and it is good!! Laughing.. PattiKen alerted me to your brand of genius!!

Can I stay a while? I promise I won't drink straight out of your milk carton!!

Janna said...

MonkeyMan: Do they? Are they hollow or solid?

nonamedufus: Not all my pants have pockets. And I usually don't carry a purse. I'm weird. But you already knew that. :)

PattiKen: Thank you for putting in a good word for me! :)

The Invisible Seductress: Welcome! Yes, you can stay! Bring your own milk carton and try to ignore all the cat hair on the sofa.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'll bet you can get chocolate ferrets in tourist shops in South Dakota. They're crazy about ferrets up there. Or down there to you, I suppose.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Hey, out of curiosity, I just Googled chocolate ferret. Turns out chocolate is poisonous to ferrets. Also, I couldn't find any chocolate ferrets--perhaps that's not surprising given the poison thing--but I did find a link to Hair of the Ferret Gourmet Salsa. I'm too scared to try it, but you're the one who's into adventure eating, so I thought I'd mention it.

Janna said...

MikeWJ: I guess South Dakota is sort of sideways... or not... drat, now I have to go find a map.

MikeWJ: Hair of the Ferret Gourmet Salsa? Wow. I can see the ads now:
"Hey, all you carnivores out there, are you tired of bland prey, night after night after night? Scavengers, do you ever wish your road kill had just a bit more 'spark'? Search no more! Introducing new 'Hair Of The Ferret' Gourmet Salsa! Lovingly prepared with fresh vegetables, spices, and just a touch of ferret hair for that "down home" taste. After all, we're all carnivores, deep down inside.
(**sound of wolf howling**)
That's 'Hair Of The Ferret' Gourmet Salsa! Available at a slightly disreputable grocer near you!