Because legumes are better after becoming junk food

Awhile back I did a post about wacky peanut butter sandwiches.
I usually don't eat peanut butter sandwiches these days, but I remember liking them as a kid. My favorite combination was peanut butter and butter.
It was rich and tasty, and it had about 1,334,208 calories. Every time you ate one, you'd grow a new butt cheek. This is why my pants are tighter than they would otherwise be.
But let's not talk about that.

These days, when I have peanut butter, I have it in the form of candy.
And, in these times of death-by-peanut-butter-salmonella, I call it "playing Reese's roulette".

Also on my list of sweet peanut butter treats are Butterfingers, PB Twix, Clark, and 5th Avenue.
I rarely have them, but when I do, it's a special time requiring several minutes alone.
Please ignore the gasping and heavy breathing.

(Unless I'm dying of salmonella, in which case please take me to the hospital when you have a moment.)

What are YOUR special "guilty pleasure" treats?
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Also check out Jantics, where I discuss chocolate surprises in heart-shaped boxes, and Jantrails, which has the most boring post ever written about cough drops.
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