Advice for today....
Today is Singles Awareness Day.
Er, I mean, Valentine's Day.
I hate this holiday with a passion usually reserved for infectious parasites, migraines, and onion breath.
My advice for today is to just lock yourself in a closet and eat as much chocolate as possible while rocking back and forth and mumbling "Dying alone isn't so bad... isn't so bad... isn't so bad..."
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Or you could just ignore it and be pleased that you made it through Friday the 13th without anything bad happening to you.
You did, right?
Happy Saturday!
Travis: Funny you should mention that... something bad DID happen on Fri the 13th. I got bitten by a black cat.
Seriously! I did! I'm wearing the bandages right now!
Bitten by a black cat? On Fri. 13? I have a black cat who has yet to cause me bodily harm on any day. And he, along with my other cat, and several computers and robots will be my company for V-Day.
Aoi: I have two black cats. One (Brynden) is the sweetest, friendliest, most loving cat on the face of the planet. The other (Doyle) has his "moods". Sometimes he's a glutton for affection, other times he's a bully. On Fri the 13th, he was a bully.
I also have an orange cat (Honeynut) who hates Doyle because he won't leave her alone.
I really need to find a new home for Doyle. He'd be a lot happier if he didn't have to "share" a home with other cats.
Can I come hide in the closet with you? I'm ascared of the dark.
Gwen: It's even darker in the closet!
You just said today was SAD.
awwwww.
Whall: It was!
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