Saturday, February 14, 2009

Advice for today....

Today is Singles Awareness Day.
Er, I mean, Valentine's Day.

I hate this holiday with a passion usually reserved for infectious parasites, migraines, and onion breath.
My advice for today is to just lock yourself in a closet and eat as much chocolate as possible while rocking back and forth and mumbling "Dying alone isn't so bad... isn't so bad... isn't so bad..."


Travis said...

Or you could just ignore it and be pleased that you made it through Friday the 13th without anything bad happening to you.

You did, right?

Happy Saturday!

Janna said...

Travis: Funny you should mention that... something bad DID happen on Fri the 13th. I got bitten by a black cat.
Seriously! I did! I'm wearing the bandages right now!

Aoi said...

Bitten by a black cat? On Fri. 13? I have a black cat who has yet to cause me bodily harm on any day. And he, along with my other cat, and several computers and robots will be my company for V-Day.

Janna said...

Aoi: I have two black cats. One (Brynden) is the sweetest, friendliest, most loving cat on the face of the planet. The other (Doyle) has his "moods". Sometimes he's a glutton for affection, other times he's a bully. On Fri the 13th, he was a bully.
I also have an orange cat (Honeynut) who hates Doyle because he won't leave her alone.
I really need to find a new home for Doyle. He'd be a lot happier if he didn't have to "share" a home with other cats.

Gwenhwyfar said...

Can I come hide in the closet with you? I'm ascared of the dark.

Janna said...

Gwen: It's even darker in the closet!

whall said...

You just said today was SAD.


Janna said...

Whall: It was!