Thursday, September 18, 2008

My imaginary Jannaverse garden

Awhile back, Morgen blogged about a plant called "Mrs. Willmott's Ghost."
I liked the idea of a plant having such a strange name, and it inspired me to create some new bizarre plant names of my own. Of course, it goes without saying that I wouldn't be able to keep these alive any better than any other plant I've tried.

1. Dirty Toe-Berry
2. Butler's Armpit
3. Whining Toddler (Great name for an annoying weed!)
4. Sailor's Morning Breath
5. Prickly Conscience
6. Shredded Grasshopper
7. Blushing Buttcheek
8. Midnight Sushi Palette
9. Mr. Belly's Ancient Chicken
10. Tropical ice hamster (This could also double as a frozen drink)
11. Bambi's Road Map
12. Belcher's Reflection
13. Drunken Ostrich Blossom
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6 comments:

Marilyn said...

I bet Drunken Ostrich Blossom would be pretty.

Janna said...

EvilGenius: It would be fun to send someone a bouquet of blushing buttcheeks.

Marilyn: Sounds ornate, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I used to have "blushing buttcheeks" but I gave up getting spanked.

Janna said...

Metalmom: And I used to have "belcher's reflection", but then I stopped drinking beer.

whall said...

How about

Mass Transit Moss

Rhoda's Dendrils

Snotflowers

Janna said...

Whall: Have you been picking Rhoda's dendrils again?