Friday, September 19, 2008

Wouldn't it be great if....

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It would be great if used tea bags turned out to be secret devices that would let us hear what animals are thinking. Because then it would be fun to recycle them (the tea bags, not the animals). We could sew them into large quilts and sell them to people on the street who always wondered what their miniature poodles are really trying to say.
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And wouldn't it be great if there were magnets that could pick up french fries? It would make it SO much easier to steal fries from the person next to you when they weren't looking.
Not that I would ever do that to you, of course.
(Ooooh, look over THERE for a moment! What's that?)
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It would also be excellent if there was a converter box that could transform cat hair into a reliable high-speed Internet connection.
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6 comments:

Travis said...

I want a french fry magnet. Then I could eat the fries without getting my fingers greasy.

whall said...

I'd rather have a chick magnet, then some sort of thing that can attract the chicks away from the magnet and get them to me. I guess it would be an anti-chick magnet, but that sounds kind of weird.

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Maybe we could convert the unused bits on a hard drive - you know, all those zeros and ones - into food. Then we could feed the homeless and hungry people, so they could reproduce and create more homeless and hungry people, but we'd be ok because we'd have all this extra food!

Janna said...

Travis: In the meantime, there's always a fork...

Whall: Now I'm hungry.

Steven said...

Who needs teas bags when you have the "Pet Psychic"! I used to LOVE that show...where did my lovely Sonia ever go?

Marilyn said...

Is there a dog hair converter for the cat hair converter box?

Janna said...

Steve: I've never seen that! Maybe she could tell me why Doyle poops on the floor.

Marilyn: First I have to invent the cat hair converter box. If we invent it together, you can simultaneously work on the dog half! Wait... that would mean we'd have to split the money, wouldn't it...