My imaginary Jannaverse garden
Awhile back, Morgen blogged about a plant called "Mrs. Willmott's Ghost."
I liked the idea of a plant having such a strange name, and it inspired me to create some new bizarre plant names of my own. Of course, it goes without saying that I wouldn't be able to keep these alive any better than any other plant I've tried.
1. Dirty Toe-Berry
2. Butler's Armpit
3. Whining Toddler (Great name for an annoying weed!)
4. Sailor's Morning Breath
5. Prickly Conscience
6. Shredded Grasshopper
7. Blushing Buttcheek
8. Midnight Sushi Palette
9. Mr. Belly's Ancient Chicken
10. Tropical ice hamster (This could also double as a frozen drink)
11. Bambi's Road Map
12. Belcher's Reflection
13. Drunken Ostrich Blossom
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6 comments:
I bet Drunken Ostrich Blossom would be pretty.
EvilGenius: It would be fun to send someone a bouquet of blushing buttcheeks.
Marilyn: Sounds ornate, doesn't it?
I used to have "blushing buttcheeks" but I gave up getting spanked.
Metalmom: And I used to have "belcher's reflection", but then I stopped drinking beer.
How about
Mass Transit Moss
Rhoda's Dendrils
Snotflowers
Whall: Have you been picking Rhoda's dendrils again?
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