At least the lightning would be quicker
Things That Might Feel Worse Than
Summertime Heat And Humidity:
Summertime Heat And Humidity:
1) Falling into a live volcano
2) Being eaten alive by a bear
3) Getting hit by lightning
4) Being run over by a series of horses and buggies which happen to have sharp spiked wheels laced with sea salt
5) Being anally probed by a Sousaphone
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11 comments:
Can't you just imagine the deep rich tonal bass and harmonics of a sousaphone that you could get from a good bean powered fart during an anal probing?
I have been searching for a certain bass sound to use in my recording. This may be it.
Do you have a sousaphone and do you travel?
Later Y'all.
You are a strange, strange person. I LIKE that...;)
This is definitely brain damage weather.
I'd take the volcano or the lightening. I hate being hot. At least in a volcano, I'd be instantly incinerated. I hope.
I am envying your heat and humidity so stop showing off. It’s just been cold and rainy and grey with some rare sunny periods up here in Ottawa for the whole friggin’ summer and we’re about ready to engage in the first every capital city mass suicide event. So there.
I don't know about the sousaphone, but the player isn't too bad looking(what I can see)Don't you think his lips would know what they were doing?
Melon: I own a french horn. Two, actually. Will that be good enough?
BroadwayMatron: Thank goodness! :)
FeeFiFoto: For me, anything above 70 degrees is brain damage weather, which probably explains most of what I write here.
Shelli: We should both move to Canada or Greenland. Someplace where people wear parkas in August. But not so far north that we'd have to eat raw seal meat.
Xup: Ooooh! Let's trade places!
Metalmom: ALL brass players have good lips. :)
EvilGenius: Dinner, drinks, a movie, AND some shopping.
That last one, by JarJar Binks:
"YousaFART?!?!?"
Whall: Maybe JarJar should be the one who gets anally probed with the sousaphone.
ZAP
Morgen: So you'd prefer the lightning, then? You could at least TRY the sousaphone first...
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