Tuesday, August 5, 2008

At least the lightning would be quicker

Things That Might Feel Worse Than
Summertime Heat And Humidity:

1) Falling into a live volcano
2) Being eaten alive by a bear
3) Getting hit by lightning
4) Being run over by a series of horses and buggies which happen to have sharp spiked wheels laced with sea salt
5) Being anally probed by a Sousaphone
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13 comments:

Meloncutter said...

Can't you just imagine the deep rich tonal bass and harmonics of a sousaphone that you could get from a good bean powered fart during an anal probing?

I have been searching for a certain bass sound to use in my recording. This may be it.

Do you have a sousaphone and do you travel?

Later Y'all.

Broadway Matron said...

You are a strange, strange person. I LIKE that...;)

feefifoto said...

This is definitely brain damage weather.

Shelli said...

I'd take the volcano or the lightening. I hate being hot. At least in a volcano, I'd be instantly incinerated. I hope.

xup said...

I am envying your heat and humidity so stop showing off. It’s just been cold and rainy and grey with some rare sunny periods up here in Ottawa for the whole friggin’ summer and we’re about ready to engage in the first every capital city mass suicide event. So there.

metalmom said...

I don't know about the sousaphone, but the player isn't too bad looking(what I can see)Don't you think his lips would know what they were doing?

Evil Genius said...

Yowza. That sousaphone anal probe sure sounds painful to me. But there might be dinner involved...and possibly drinks...I mean, after all, you should at least get that much if someone's going to do an anal probe on you.

Hmmmm.

Evil Genius said...

Yowza. That sousaphone anal probe sure sounds painful to me. But there might be dinner involved...and possibly drinks...I mean, after all, you should at least get that much if someone's going to do an anal probe on you.

Hmmmm.

Janna said...

Melon: I own a french horn. Two, actually. Will that be good enough?

BroadwayMatron: Thank goodness! :)

FeeFiFoto: For me, anything above 70 degrees is brain damage weather, which probably explains most of what I write here.

Shelli: We should both move to Canada or Greenland. Someplace where people wear parkas in August. But not so far north that we'd have to eat raw seal meat.

Xup: Ooooh! Let's trade places!

Metalmom: ALL brass players have good lips. :)

EvilGenius: Dinner, drinks, a movie, AND some shopping.

whall said...

That last one, by JarJar Binks:

"YousaFART?!?!?"

Janna said...

Whall: Maybe JarJar should be the one who gets anally probed with the sousaphone.

Mo said...

ZAP

Janna said...

Morgen: So you'd prefer the lightning, then? You could at least TRY the sousaphone first...