Monday, August 4, 2008

Manic Monday: Big

Here is the perfect costume for any of you who like boobs, want to be covered in boobs, or have ever been called a boob.

It costs $49.99, but I guess that could be worth it, depending on how freaky (or desperate) you are. :)

Possible uses:

1. You could buy two and keep them on your bed or something.

2. Siamese/conjoined twins could each wear one to their next costume party.

3. The presidential candidates could each wear one during the debates, standing side by side.
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27 comments:

Jamie said...

That is one very decidedly BIG boob. Interesting costume he's wearing with the nipple and all.

crazy working mom said...

OMG, I would love to see a debate in this costume! How funny. :)

anthonynorth said...

But is it silicon based? :-)

WillThink4Wine said...

Love possibility #3 - they'd be well-dressed for the part!

Broadway Matron said...

#3 - brillant!

Ivanhoe said...

My husband would like this for Halloween. I think... I like better the idea of presidential candidates wearing them though :o)
Have a great Monday!

xup said...

You'd need to watch out for, like, a horny Godzilla or Yeti or whatever, though.

the teach said...

Fantastic BIG BOOB! Great choice for Mo's BIG Manic Monday prompt! I'd have liked to be there when you went looking for ideas for "big." Hmmm, wonder if I Google "Big boob/s" what would I get? Ha!

Your EG Tour Guide said...

What a great imagination you have! You just made my day!

YummY! said...

Great, now I'm trying to come up with a good excuse to buy a big boob.

~*~Shadow.Crystal~*~ said...

Wow...
(yeah, that's really the only thing I could think of to comment)

Britta said...

Oh my, now that is big!

Shelli said...

I love that costume. I think that it would be great for me and my husband. "We're a coupla boobs". I might make that costume. Hilarious.

Gwenhwyfar said...

The only problem with your suggestions I can see is that I believe this year the candidates decided to go as "Giant Douche" and "Turd Sandwich".

Janna said...

Jamie: Are you suggesting the nipple isn't what it appears to be? :)

CWM: More people would TIVO it, that's for sure! (I was gonna say "videotape", but that would just show how old and un-hip I am, right?)

Anthony: Here's hoping it doesn't leak. Now THAT would be a mess.

WillThink4Wine: Imagine the publicity photos!

BroadwayMatron: We should write to them and request it. Surely they can afford it with all those millions of campaign dollars....

Ivanhoe: Hey, sometimes presidential candidates BELONG in Halloween costumes. :)

Xup: Good point!

Teach: I think I found it by Googling "Big, Huge, Giant, Funny".
Something like that.

Your EG Tour Guide: Yay! Thank you! What does EG stand for?

Yummy: If you can't think of one, just use a bad excuse instead.

ShadowCrystal: That's pretty much what I said when I saw it too!

Britta: Exactly!

Shelli: Make it yourself, you mean? Like a freaky arts-and-crafts project? I wonder what Martha Stewart would say...

Gwen: Such are the pitfalls of the two-party system.

Gwenhwyfar said...

*le sigh*

Janna said...

Gwen: Is that good or bad? For all you know, this is one of Robin's....

Tink *~*~* said...

I think anyone wearing one to a costume party could expect to win the booby prize.... yeah, I hear the collective groan out there. I'm sorry but it had to be said! :D

Tink *~*~*
My Mobile Adventures *~*~*

Travis said...

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!

That is all.

Meloncutter said...

I have looked at this repeatedly. Something is just not quite right with the image. It dawned on me that this is a defective product.

Isnt the pink circle supposed to be at the bottom pointed down?

Just askin.

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Tink: Groan! :) Heh!

Travis: I was hoping you'd say that. :)

Melon: Awwwww. Poor Melon. Not used to perkiness?

whall said...

What kind of bees give milk on Halloween?

Boo-bees.

Janna said...

Whall: Wow. Lemme write that one down...

Mo said...

It makes me want a bow and arrow.

Janna said...

Morgen: *gasp* Ouch! :o

Holly said...

Oh wow...Just wow. I don't even really see what anyone could use this for and have it work for someone. I would laugh for a very, very long time if I saw someone wearing it, though.

Janna said...

Holly: What would be funny is to wear it for no particular reason at all, and then go stand in a train station or something. Or McDonalds.