Monday, August 4, 2008

Manic Monday: Big

Here is the perfect costume for any of you who like boobs, want to be covered in boobs, or have ever been called a boob.

It costs $49.99, but I guess that could be worth it, depending on how freaky (or desperate) you are. :)

Possible uses:

1. You could buy two and keep them on your bed or something.

2. Siamese/conjoined twins could each wear one to their next costume party.

3. The presidential candidates could each wear one during the debates, standing side by side.
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27 comments:

Durward Discussion said...

That is one very decidedly BIG boob. Interesting costume he's wearing with the nipple and all.

Anonymous said...

OMG, I would love to see a debate in this costume! How funny. :)

anthonynorth said...

But is it silicon based? :-)

Barb said...

Love possibility #3 - they'd be well-dressed for the part!

Anonymous said...

#3 - brillant!

Ivanhoe said...

My husband would like this for Halloween. I think... I like better the idea of presidential candidates wearing them though :o)
Have a great Monday!

Anonymous said...

You'd need to watch out for, like, a horny Godzilla or Yeti or whatever, though.

maryt/theteach said...

Fantastic BIG BOOB! Great choice for Mo's BIG Manic Monday prompt! I'd have liked to be there when you went looking for ideas for "big." Hmmm, wonder if I Google "Big boob/s" what would I get? Ha!

EG CameraGirl said...

What a great imagination you have! You just made my day!

Anonymous said...

Great, now I'm trying to come up with a good excuse to buy a big boob.

Unknown said...

Wow...
(yeah, that's really the only thing I could think of to comment)

bv said...

Oh my, now that is big!

Shelli said...

I love that costume. I think that it would be great for me and my husband. "We're a coupla boobs". I might make that costume. Hilarious.

Gwenhwyfar said...

The only problem with your suggestions I can see is that I believe this year the candidates decided to go as "Giant Douche" and "Turd Sandwich".

Janna said...

Jamie: Are you suggesting the nipple isn't what it appears to be? :)

CWM: More people would TIVO it, that's for sure! (I was gonna say "videotape", but that would just show how old and un-hip I am, right?)

Anthony: Here's hoping it doesn't leak. Now THAT would be a mess.

WillThink4Wine: Imagine the publicity photos!

BroadwayMatron: We should write to them and request it. Surely they can afford it with all those millions of campaign dollars....

Ivanhoe: Hey, sometimes presidential candidates BELONG in Halloween costumes. :)

Xup: Good point!

Teach: I think I found it by Googling "Big, Huge, Giant, Funny".
Something like that.

Your EG Tour Guide: Yay! Thank you! What does EG stand for?

Yummy: If you can't think of one, just use a bad excuse instead.

ShadowCrystal: That's pretty much what I said when I saw it too!

Britta: Exactly!

Shelli: Make it yourself, you mean? Like a freaky arts-and-crafts project? I wonder what Martha Stewart would say...

Gwen: Such are the pitfalls of the two-party system.

Gwenhwyfar said...

*le sigh*

Janna said...

Gwen: Is that good or bad? For all you know, this is one of Robin's....

Tink *~*~* said...

I think anyone wearing one to a costume party could expect to win the booby prize.... yeah, I hear the collective groan out there. I'm sorry but it had to be said! :D

Tink *~*~*
My Mobile Adventures *~*~*

Travis Cody said...

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!

That is all.

Unknown said...

I have looked at this repeatedly. Something is just not quite right with the image. It dawned on me that this is a defective product.

Isnt the pink circle supposed to be at the bottom pointed down?

Just askin.

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Tink: Groan! :) Heh!

Travis: I was hoping you'd say that. :)

Melon: Awwwww. Poor Melon. Not used to perkiness?

whall said...

What kind of bees give milk on Halloween?

Boo-bees.

Janna said...

Whall: Wow. Lemme write that one down...

Mo and The Purries said...

It makes me want a bow and arrow.

Janna said...

Morgen: *gasp* Ouch! :o

Anonymous said...

Oh wow...Just wow. I don't even really see what anyone could use this for and have it work for someone. I would laugh for a very, very long time if I saw someone wearing it, though.

Janna said...

Holly: What would be funny is to wear it for no particular reason at all, and then go stand in a train station or something. Or McDonalds.