Three-syllable things I hate
1) Athlete's Foot
2) Absent Friends
3) Tap Water
4) Zombie Drool
5) Gas Prices
6) Politics
7) Mayonnaise
8) Hairy Butts
9) Breathing smoke
10) Flat tires
11) Werewolf bites
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
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8 comments:
Flat tires--only 2 syllables.
No, really :)
Fab: You must be pronouncing it with some freakishly weird Southern accent so it rhymes with "Tar"... Here in Michigan, we say "TY-er."
So what's wrong with hairy butts???
Later Y'all.
Werewolf bites?...ok how bout just a nibble then :)
Man-aise is also only 2 syllables in the south!
Meloncutter: They seem... unsanitary somehow.
Trukindog: You have to buy me dinner first.
Morgen: Well... when you pronounce it "Man-aise", it takes on a whole new meaning! :)
But what if the friends had a really good excuse, type-written on really nice letterhead, and promised to make up the time?
Travis: They would have to make up time-and-a-half.
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