Saturday, May 17, 2008

Please let it be number six

Well. As of 12:50 am, no one has yet commented on yesterday's cartoon (which involved migraines and projectile vomiting).
This can only mean that one of the following has occurred:

1) I have caused a chain reaction of puking, much like the "Ipecac" scene in Family Guy, and none of you can make it to the keyboard right now.

2) You were all horrified and rendered speechless.

3) You actually didn't notice, because the rest of you all have social lives on Friday nights.

4) Your community service has ended and you are no longer required by law to read my blog.

5) A tragic accident resulted in the loss of both arms, and it's taking you a little longer to comment because you have to type with your nose now. (or "other" appendages).

6) You are still busy laughing at the cute little Excedrin bottle.


DutchBitch said...


7. My internetconnection kept going apeshit as soon as the cartoon popped up...

I think...

Was the puke really that green? and that much?

Meloncutter said...

As I type this with my penis, I firmly believe it would have been much harder if you had just put up pictures of your boobs.

Keep a stiff upper lip.

Later Y'all.

Janna said...

Dutchy: It was the color of raw egg yolks, only slightly greener. I may have slightly exaggerated just a wee bit on the amount. It was more like a handful each time, but it happened about ten times. So, if you add it all together, I guess yeah, it really WAS that much. Just not all at once.
(Aren't you glad you asked?)

Meloncutter: And YOU keep a stiff upper... uh, never mind. Be sure to wipe off your keyboard after you're done typing.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I think a lot of this migraine stuff is overblown.


Janna said...

Fab: And now I am going to kill you.

Marilyn said...

Nobody commented on my thoughtful squirrel genital post either... so I'm thinking they must have all gone to a party and not invited us. Rude of them, really.

Mo said...

I'm going with #4

Janna said...

Marilyn: I commented on your thoughtful squirrel genital post last night!

Morgen: Congratulations!

Travis said...

Sorry for your pain. I did like the graphic when I saw it today.

Take care!

Janna said...

Travis: I am better now. :)