Saturday, May 17, 2008

Three-syllable things I hate

1) Athlete's Foot
2) Absent Friends
3) Tap Water
4) Zombie Drool
5) Gas Prices
6) Politics
7) Mayonnaise
8) Hairy Butts
9) Breathing smoke
10) Flat tires
11) Werewolf bites


Mr. Fabulous said...

Flat tires--only 2 syllables.

No, really :)

Janna said...

Fab: You must be pronouncing it with some freakishly weird Southern accent so it rhymes with "Tar"... Here in Michigan, we say "TY-er."

Meloncutter said...

So what's wrong with hairy butts???

Later Y'all.

Trukindog said...

Werewolf bites?...ok how bout just a nibble then :)

Mo said...

Man-aise is also only 2 syllables in the south!

Janna said...

Meloncutter: They seem... unsanitary somehow.

Trukindog: You have to buy me dinner first.

Morgen: Well... when you pronounce it "Man-aise", it takes on a whole new meaning! :)

Travis said...

But what if the friends had a really good excuse, type-written on really nice letterhead, and promised to make up the time?

Janna said...

Travis: They would have to make up time-and-a-half.