I swear I left a comment here about how if you didn't shave behind your ears into a mullet-fauxhawk maybe you wouldn't be breathing sulfuric flames while levitating a giant bottle of excedrin in front of your forehead.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the world only makes sense about 14% of the time. Slightly less on Mondays. There is also a little-known theory that all days are actually Mondays in disguise. It's MY theory, and it's little-known because no one ever listens to me.
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I swear I left a comment here about how if you didn't shave behind your ears into a mullet-fauxhawk maybe you wouldn't be breathing sulfuric flames while levitating a giant bottle of excedrin in front of your forehead.
Meloncutter: Exactly!
Morgen: I never claimed to be Michaelangelo. Or any of the other ninja turtles.
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