Friday, December 7, 2007

What, you thought I was kidding?

So far I've gotten three orders from my Manic Monday post.
Wayne asked for two items: The post-it note full of meaningless gibberish, and the two squares of toilet paper. I mailed his stuff out on Tuesday, and he left me a comment here to let me know that it arrived today!
Hooray!

Next, Metalmom wants the toilet paper and the tissue from my bra. No problem! That will go out soon as well.

Finally, Fab decided he wanted one of everything. So, soon I will be mailing him a package containing cat hair, dryer lint, a tissue from my bra, a piece of a Taco Bell wrapper cut into a heart shape, used kitty litter, a post-it note full of meaningless gibberish, and two squares of TP.

Everyone wanted toilet paper! That surprised me.
Is it rare where you guys live?
Should I be stocking up and selling it on E-Bay?
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11 comments:

Shelli said...

Oddly, I actually have my own collection of all those things, so I guess I will have to pass. Thanks for the offer, though.

PS. I have lots of toilet paper, too. Maybe it's a Midwest thing and they don't have anywhere else in the country.

metalmom said...

One NEVER wants to be caught without!

Desert Songbird said...

It's not that TP is scarce; it's just that Janna-owned TP is a hot commodity.

Mo said...

All I can think of is your mention in an earlier post about colored tissue (TP and facial tissue) - why DID they stop making that?
If I wanted to buy soft pastel pink butt wipe, I think I should have that option, don't you?
Unless they dyed the TP with FD&C Red #5 that gave cancer to lab rats... Nobody wants Lab Rat Cancer on their TP-place....

Janna said...

Shelli: Well, it does make good insulation...

Metalmom: Apparently not! I never really thought about it til now!

DesertSongbird: Would it be worth even more if I autographed it? Or would people still just wipe their butts with it?

Morgen: I'm pretty sure they stopped making it because a few people were complaining about the dyes. Like it irritated their delicate butts or something. I still say they should've kept making it for those of us who DO want the colors.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I hope you insured the package.

Robin said...

You can never have too much toilet paper.

Marilyn said...

I wanna see fab try eating colored TP for that effect he was after a while ago.

I'm surprized you didn't get more requests for boob tissue from your male stalkers... I think I'll spend this afternoon making a sculpture out of dryer lint. If it turns out well, I mght need to place an order.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: Nah. I like to live dangerously.

Robin: Well, I guess if you were in a giant vat of wet toilet paper and were suffocating at the very bottom, that might qualify as "too much". Maybe. I'm not an expert on these things.

Marilyn: Mix the lint with Elmer's Glue so it will hold together better.

whall said...

OIC, you already have a "Wayne" at this blog. I'll move along, then. Sorry to have troubled you.

Janna said...

Whall: No, wait! Come back! Come back!