Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Slightly coherent thoughts

1. There is never a good time to hear a cat throwing up.
2. When I am sleep deprived, green is very very pretty and I think it might be my friend but I'm afraid to ask just in case it secretly plans to avoid me and reject my love.
3. My neighbor's dogs bark too much.
4. I'm surprised I didn't get many orders from yesterday's post.
5. In my sleep there is a big mattress-sized robot made of old shredded socks and wadded up foil wrappers from Hershey's kisses. His name is Benny and he never quite works the way he's supposed to. But he does play tennis really well.


Steven said...

Is Benny your love doll?

Anonymous said...

See, now it's red that does that to me in the morning... it makes me think it's safe to confess my affections, and then turns around and...

metalmom said...

I'm sorry, it must not have gone through!

Please send the tissue from your bra and two squares of clean t.p.-I hate to be caught without!

Desert Songbird said...

I think Steven is jealous of Benny.

Robin said...

There is nothing worse than a cat throwing up.

Janna said...

Steve: No, that's Ebenezer.

Square1: I wake up alone all the time... *sob*

Metalmom: I'll try to remember NOT to blow my nose on the tissue during the course of the day. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

DesertSongbird: I think Benny's jealous of Steve.

Robin: Except maybe getting shot in the ass and then falling backward into a huge pile of salt... but even then, I'm not sure.

Travis said...

I'm sorry...did you say those were the slightly coherent thoughts?

Janna said...

Travis: Yup! This is as good as it gets!

Mo said...

I think Benny needs new batteries.

Turnbaby said...

Janna said:
1. There is never a good time to hear a cat throwing up.""

Robin then said:
""There is nothing worse than a cat throwing up.""

I say:

Of course there is--stepping in it in the dark

Mr. Fabulous said...

FYI He cheats at tennis.

Janna said...

Morgen: Feel free to contribute. Oh, wait, that's right... yours are already being used.

Turnbaby: Good point.

Mr. Fab: I believe it!!!

Wayne said...

I got my stuff in the mail today! this is great! free stuff! I've already used the tp, and the meaningless gibberish is brilliant! I framed it and is next to my puter!

Janna said...

Wayne: Yaaay! I'm glad it got there so fast! Thank you for immortalizing my post-it note next to your computer, and thank you for "using" the TP in whatever capacity it was used. :)