Wednesday, December 5, 2007

I bet they taste like chicken

It is three in the morning and I am craving tacos.
I just thought I should share that with you, in case some of you want to deliver some to my front door.
Please include lots of hot sauce.

Going along with that Mexican theme, here are five things that have probably never been included in a burrito.

1) Penguins
2) Valium
3) Motor oil
4) Envelopes
5) Gumballs

I have to say, though, at three in the morning, a nice hot penguin burrito is starting to sound pretty damn good.
Penguin chalupas....
Penguin nachos...

Pardon my drooling.
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10 comments:

Steven said...

Okay, that's just wrong! Now puppy fajitas...that's something entirely different. (I can't believe I just went there)

Desert Songbird said...

Not that there aren't plenty of authentic Mexican places where I live, they just happen to NOT be in my end of town. That said, when we get the "craving" we usually run to the Bell. Sadly, though, our local Bell burned down during a driving rain storm last Friday!

So, I can totally relate to a taco craving.

Sigh.

Mo said...

Now, thanks to Desert Songbird, I have an image of me watching a flaming Taco Bell in a driving rainstorm, with me screaming, "Save The Chalupas!!!"

Which kinda blows my "Penguin Fajitas" comments right out of my mind!

metalmom said...

MMM....Valium burritos....

Robin said...

We have the BEST taco place here in Amherst, seriously.

DutchBitch said...

You've convinced me! Where do I get one?

Mr. Fabulous said...

Try it with one of your kitties first...

Preposterous Ponderings said...

I bet penguins would taste damn good on some nachos!

Travis said...

Dangit Janna! Now I have to stop reading blogs and go to Taco Bell.

Thanks!

Harumph

Janna said...

Steve: It's especially convenient with weiner-dog puppies, since they already sort of look like burritos anyway. Just wrap 'em up and they're good to go!

DesertSongbird: Burned down during a rain storm? That's odd...

Morgen: Hey, I'd be right there beside you screaming the same thing.

Metalmom: mmmmmm.....

Robin: At this point ANY Mexican place sounds good! There's a really good one about 45 miles away in Adrian, but I can't quite afford it right now....

Dutchy: Start by booking a flight to Antarctica, then start looking for restaurants. Let me know when you find one.

Mr. Fab: **gasp!!**

Preposterous: Exactly! Especially with a good garlic chile marinade!

Travis: Noooo! Wait! Take me with you!!