My favorite blogger quote for the day
Today's quote comes from Meloncutter, over at Meloncutter Musings. This guy is hilarious, because he has that sardonic misanthropic sense of humor I love so much. I love when he talks about the unfortunate gastrointestinal effects of cheap burritos, and I love his often-discussed theory that extended consumption of soy products has caused his penis to shrink. (Think you're shrinking down there, guys? Give up soy products, dammit! Let the poor thing grow back! Maybe you and Meloncutter can form a support group or something.)
Anyway, on Tuesday Meloncutter wrote this post, titled "Damn, it's hard to be funny all the time." And it started out with these three sentences, which are SO absolutely TRUE I wish I had written them myself:
"It's hard to be funny all the time. Humor for me is like gas, I either have it or I don't. When I do, it's funny as hell, when I don't I am just another grouchy old bastard."
Love ya, Meloncutter. :)
9 comments:
Thanks for turning me on to this blog! Really funny!!
And, by the way, I've changed the time on my blog...I'm a little slow, but I get there eventually!
seven syllables to describe someones sense of humor? this i gotta see. the most i ever get is three: in-fant-ile.
OMG! That is so true!!
Steve: Melon is a riot. :) And congrats on joining the Eastern Standard Time zone.
Onionboy: Seven syllables? Huh? What?
Lynda: Isn't it? Especially the part about the gas.
Beaman: Those too! :)
I thank you for the shout out. I am not the huggy ass kissy type so I always send big wet juicy farts to people I like.
{{{{{{{FART}}}}}}}}!!!
Thats just for you.
Thanks again....
Later Y'all
Meloncutter! Awww! I'm touched! (No, seriously, I think you got some of it on me...)
I bet mine is smaller than his.
Mr. Fab: There's one way to find out...
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