Wednesday, April 18, 2007

My favorite blogger quote for the day

Today's quote comes from Meloncutter, over at Meloncutter Musings. This guy is hilarious, because he has that sardonic misanthropic sense of humor I love so much. I love when he talks about the unfortunate gastrointestinal effects of cheap burritos, and I love his often-discussed theory that extended consumption of soy products has caused his penis to shrink. (Think you're shrinking down there, guys? Give up soy products, dammit! Let the poor thing grow back! Maybe you and Meloncutter can form a support group or something.)
Anyway, on Tuesday Meloncutter wrote this post, titled "Damn, it's hard to be funny all the time." And it started out with these three sentences, which are SO absolutely TRUE I wish I had written them myself:

"It's hard to be funny all the time. Humor for me is like gas, I either have it or I don't. When I do, it's funny as hell, when I don't I am just another grouchy old bastard."

Love ya, Meloncutter. :)

10 comments:

Steven said...

Thanks for turning me on to this blog! Really funny!!

Steven said...

And, by the way, I've changed the time on my blog...I'm a little slow, but I get there eventually!

onionboy said...

seven syllables to describe someones sense of humor? this i gotta see. the most i ever get is three: in-fant-ile.

Lynda said...

OMG! That is so true!!

Beaman said...

Or a grouchy young bastard. :p

Janna said...

Steve: Melon is a riot. :) And congrats on joining the Eastern Standard Time zone.

Onionboy: Seven syllables? Huh? What?

Lynda: Isn't it? Especially the part about the gas.

Beaman: Those too! :)

Meloncutter said...

I thank you for the shout out. I am not the huggy ass kissy type so I always send big wet juicy farts to people I like.


{{{{{{{FART}}}}}}}}!!!


Thats just for you.

Thanks again....

Later Y'all

Janna said...

Meloncutter! Awww! I'm touched! (No, seriously, I think you got some of it on me...)

Mr. Fabulous said...

I bet mine is smaller than his.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: There's one way to find out...