Wednesday, April 18, 2007

My million dollar idea

I am going to spend the next couple days inventing the "Interrupt-O-Zap".
It's a magic ray gun to aim at people who interrupt me.
It can be set to "mute", "stun", or "disintegrate".
It will work in person OR over the phone.
Start placing your orders now.
And just so you know, they'll be pre-programmed so none of them will work against me.


Turnbaby said...

Oh god do I need one

Desert Songbird said...

My husband's family is so very bad at interrupting. I love them dearly, but this habit? Ugh...

Lynda said...

Did you think of this because of Fab's radio show? LOL

"Why are you talking over me?" - Fab to Shelli.

I would buy one, but I think I would have it permanently set to disintegrate, so maybe that isn't such a good idea.

Morgen said...

You know this is one of my biggest pet peeves, too.
I'll take a dozen disintegrators, please.

Janna said...

Turnbaby: Me too! That's why I'm inventing one.

Desert Songbird: Slap them around a few times. They'll get the hint eventually.

Lynda: ROFL!! YES, Yes I did!! My god, he and Shelli were both interrupting each other AND me; it was madness! I had fun and all, but I got stepped on a lot!

Morgen: Buy two dozen and get a discount.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I interrupt people all the time. This could hurt me.

Janna said...

Mr. Fab: The "disintegrate" setting will only hurt for a moment.