Friday, September 1, 2006

Now all I need is a comic book....

Remember the Fire-Fart picture I posted yesterday?
Stak left an insightful comment, saying how actually that isn't a downfall but a potential bonus. He said he would gladly use the "gift" as a superpower with which to fight crime.
I hadn't thought of that! Hmmm!
Maybe I could be a superVILLAIN instead of a superHERO... I think the villains have more fun...
We already decided in a previous post that my Supervillain Name is "The Black Onion," so just imagine how bad those farts would be...
I'd have Superman quivering on the ground in no time at all....

8 comments:

STAK said...

heh..........i CANNOT pass up a comment on this particular train of thought......indeed, the villains have all the fun............INITIALLY.........those damned do-gooders ALWAYS end up having a nice,satisfying poo poo on the villain's head before the credits roll.......and this is the one and only reason i would choose to use my powers to shoot flames out of my rectum for good.........it's just like investing in the stock market......that ALMOST made sense......i am unrepentent........

Janna said...

Yes... that *almost* made sense...
Poor Stak. Either the Friday night drinking is well under way, or that newborn baby in the house is really making you sleep-deprived!
(Or both!)
Good luck with the 'stock market'.
LOL.

STAK said...

the funny part of this is this........one of my bands is in a singer-songwriter competition sponsored by the local daily......we are in the running thus far, but we are being beaten by a christian rock band that has admitted to voting for themselves over and over and over again.........i would TOTALLY like to wield some ass flames powers on THOSE hypocrites...........

STAK said...

poetic,no?......

Janna said...

And just think of the pyrotechnics you could do with the band....
You should probably warn the audience NOT to bring their lighters...

Janna said...

Ooh, look, Stak changed his picture... see? Yes, that DEFINITELY looks like the mild-mannered alter-ego of Captain Ass-Jet. Registered Nurse by day, Crime Fighter by night.
(Think "Bruce Wayne with too much fiber"....)

Morgen said...

You two are killin' me.
The Black Onion & Captain Ass-Jet plot to take over Hillsdale, Michigan?

As for the christian band that voted for themselves: I think there's a special circle of HELL just for them hippo-crates!

Janna: I'm wonked on Benadryl. This headache won't go away....

STAK said...

i hope those crates are specially reinforced against the ability to SUCK.........because these guys do it extra good............

oh and janna, i think the reference to the stock market was a misguided attempt at a reference to delayed gratification..........i know NOTHING about that......