Friday, September 1, 2006

Sympathy for Pluto

Dear Pluto:
My condolences on your loss of planethood.
If you need a listening ear and are ready to talk about it, give me a call. Please don't call collect, though: I can't afford the interplanetary rates.
Oops, er, I mean, the inter-celestial-body rates.
Sorry about that.

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