Thursday, August 29, 2013

The Jannaverse method of crime control

"So. Janna wasn't here last week. Time to loot the place. Whaddya wanna take?"

"Here's a package of light bulbs with only one bulb left in it. And some cheap cat food the cats won't eat. And a refrigerator magnet from some pizza place that doesn't deliver...."

"Never mind. Worst robbery ever. Let's go home."
. Sorry I missed my post last week.
Hope you're all doing well.
I'm still worn out, which isn't good because at some point I have to go out and buy light bulbs.


G-Man said...

Light bulbs are worth PLENTY if you run out.
And thanks for remembering it's Friday.
Loved your B&E 55
Thanks for playing, you are like winning a radio contest for 100 Dollars to The Beggars Banquet!!!!
(I prefer Clara's)
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

Janna said...

G-Man: Wow, I've actually been to a Clara's before! It was in Lansing.

I remember their recipe for pizza and calzones was the same as "Sir Pizza" ...Which was my absolute favorite pizza place before they cheapened their ingredients and changed the recipe somehow. Now it's just average. Oh, the agony.

Alice Audrey said...

I make no bones about being poor. Keeps the robbers away. Except my bicycle. I really miss my bicycle.

Margaret said...

Light bulbs are way under appreciated! Hope you get some energy back soon, Janna.

TALON said...

Got that same cat food bag in my cupboard, Janna. Just bought lightbulbs the other day. I guess I'd better watch out for burglars now! :)

Janna said...

Alice: They stole your bicycle?

Margaret: At this point, energy feels like one of those unattainable exotic lands far, far away with lots of y's and z's and hardly any vowels.

TALON: Lock the doors and sleep with one eye open. It might be me out there, asking you to please share the light bulbs.

Anonymous said...

I do hope you get some energy back. I'd hate to see you sitting in the dark.

nonamedufus said...

You weren't here last week? That wasn't very bright. (heh, heh)

Janna said...

razzamadazzle: The nice thing is that if I just keep my eyes closed all the time, I don't notice whether I'm in the dark or not.

nonamedufus: *groan*. LOL. It took me awhile to realize that you were making a light bulb joke. :)