Thursday, August 8, 2013

Antimatter pizza, purchased with an antimatter Visa...

Things we should invent:

* Antimatter Bacon Double Cheeseburger: For every one you eat, it subtracts 700 calories from the other stuff you ate.  We should also have antimatter fries and a totally awesome antimatter dark fudge milkshake.

* Antimatter bills and taxes (THEY pay YOU).

* World peace, I guess, but let's do the cheeseburger thing first.


Margaret said...

... I'm liking the sound of this! :)

g-man said...

Bingo Baby!!!!
What a Great Idea!!!
How about anti-matter talking?
Your words can erase and even out all the stupid
shit that has come outta my mouth... Almost
Loved your Sci-Fi 55
Thanks for playing, you are like a Heart Specialist sitting next
to me on a plane, and I go into cardiac arrest...:-)
Have a Kick Ass Week End

Other Mary said...

I like the way you think! And I'll take a large order of fries to go! :o)

Anonymous said...

I need a lot of anti-matter stuff. Although if one doesn't mind, it doesn't matter. That's sort of like anti-matter.

Grace said...

Well that would be great ~ Very imaginative ~ let me know when its available ~

Shelly said...

Oooo.... I think you're on to something here. These are most excellent ideas. I can't wait for them to become reality!

nonamedufus said...

Antimatter cheeseburgers for everyone...including my auntie, if it matters.

Marcia said...

Janna -
I know it's a day late, but
Happy Blogiversary!
I meant to say it yesterday, but I woke up with a bug (not AS a bug, like in the weird novella by Kafka, "Metamorphosis", where he woke up as a giant beetle), but with a 24-hour virus, complete with spinning room, excessive sweating, and you know the rest.
Anyway, thanks for your blog that makes me laugh whether I want to or not. I hope you and your knees will have a great year!

Janna said...

Margaret: Me too!

g-man: Hey, I'd love to have an "anti-matter talking" gun. I know exactly who I would aim it at, and believe it or not, it wouldn't be you! ;)
Thanks for visiting. :)

OtherMary: Complete with anti-matter ketchup, of course!

thecheesewhines: It still matters, even when people don't mind. Though if someone who was made of anti-matter didn't mind, actually it would instead mean that they... (wait, I think my brain just exploded).

Grace: Stay tuned!

Shelly: It's way more important than jet packs and flying cars, right?

nonamedufus: All cheeseburgers need to have bacon. Antimatter bacon can erase at least five years' worth of cholesterol buildup.

Marcia: Thank you so much for remembering my blogiversary! I'd completely forgotten until you said something. How awesome!