"What does this key do?" Fluffy asked.
"It's called 'delete'," Purrsy explained. "If you stand on it long enough, it erases everything the human just typed."
Fluffy purred and walked across the keyboard. "Hey, I heard her say this thing's called a 'mouse'. Can we make cat jokes about that?"
"No. Everyone's heard them already."
You might remember last Friday I went to have my knees x-rayed.
I went to the doctor today for the results.
They found a "strange lesion" on my femur, and they aren't sure what it is.
The next step is to have an MRI, which we're having difficulty arranging because of other issues involving mobility and insurance and (*blah blah blah*).
If I have to be gone for awhile, the cats will take temporary control of the Jannaverse.
Leave them lots of comments about Meow Mix and Friskies.
By the way, it's been in the 90's just about every day this week, I think.
Heat indices have been in the hundreds.
The humidity is like living in a construction worker's underwear.
I'll leave you with that mental image until next time.