Things I have not yet worn while visiting the state of Indiana:
* Skirt made entirely of Doritos
* Pink underwear
* Aluminum foil
* Combat boots
* Bubble wrap
Things I HAVE worn while visiting Indiana:
* A concerned expression
* Black socks, black shoes, black pants, black shirt, black jacket
* A watch which is two minutes slow
Latest update on the whole knee x-ray thing:
I had my MRI this morning.
I had to drive all the way down to Indiana for a special type of MRI machine.
First time driving to Indiana!
"Wow. They have a lot of corn."
I'll get the MRI results tomorrow morning at 10:30.