Sentences I promise not to say if you let me spend the night in your garage next Wednesday:
1. How long have these bodies been here?
2. Can I order pizza?
3. It's ok; I don't need toilet paper.
4. The police told me all about you.
5. Is that your bedroom window? Leave it open.
6. Ooooh, look! A hatchet!
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from Janna at 8:21 PM
Labels: Friday Flash 55, various lists of things
15 comments:
sure come on over...smiles.
Brian: You'll chase the rats out first, right?
Yeah?
What about Thursday?
Janna, Thats how you lost 120#'s?
Being locked up in someones garage?
Kidding of course...Congrats for that great effort!!
Loved your 55.
Thanks for playing, you are like a 0 Calorie, 0 Fat, 0 Carb, Beefy Double Burito!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
lol! I could have sworn my hubby cleared all the bodies out! ;)
This made me laugh out loud, Janna!
Oh shame - I can't make Wednesday. Would Friday help? :)
My 55 are here .
Stay away from my chainsaw too, Janna!
Or..."What's with the meat hook hanging from the ceiling?"
Laughing. I don't have a garage but the neighbor does and I think you'd find everything you're looking for there. :)
Sorry...no room in my garage. Mr. Sister is a pack rat of sorts. You might even be able to find a pick-ax to go with that hatchet you spied.
Well, as long as it's just Wednesday . . .
Ha. Ha. Great for a laugh to start the weekend!
This was a fun one!
O.K. Wednesday. Do you want to sleep in the car? Or I could rig you a hammock? (Enjoyed you 55!)
Six kids, three dogs... believe me, you don't want to stay in our garage! :)
G-man: Now I'm craving beefy burritos...
TALON: Tell him to at least clear out the bodies in the corner where I'll be sleeping.
MorningAJ: Fridays I'm usually sitting in a McDonalds somewhere, drinking Diet Coke until my bladder feels like the Hindenburg.
Bubba: But... but...
MonkeyMan: I was hoping it was just someplace I could hang my laundry...
Nara: Ah! I see!
Polly: I'm a packrat too. I've GOTTA empty things out soon and throw a whole bunch of stuff away. If I find a pick-ax, though, I'm keeping it.
MamaZen: Great!
Teresa: Thanks for visiting!
Wander: I hope! :)
DoctorFTSE: Actually, the car sounds good. It has air conditioning, right?
Margaret: You keep the kids in the garage?
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