Thursday, March 15, 2012

I'll bring my own blankets...

Sentences I promise not to say if you let me spend the night in your garage next Wednesday:

1. How long have these bodies been here?

2. Can I order pizza?

3. It's ok; I don't need toilet paper.

4. The police told me all about you.

5. Is that your bedroom window? Leave it open.

6. Ooooh, look! A hatchet!
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15 comments:

Brian Miller said...

sure come on over...smiles.

Janna said...

Brian: You'll chase the rats out first, right?

G-Man said...

Yeah?
What about Thursday?
Janna, Thats how you lost 120#'s?
Being locked up in someones garage?
Kidding of course...Congrats for that great effort!!
Loved your 55.
Thanks for playing, you are like a 0 Calorie, 0 Fat, 0 Carb, Beefy Double Burito!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

TALON said...

lol! I could have sworn my hubby cleared all the bodies out! ;)

This made me laugh out loud, Janna!

MorningAJ said...

Oh shame - I can't make Wednesday. Would Friday help? :)

My 55 are here .

Eric 'Bubba' Alder said...

Stay away from my chainsaw too, Janna!

Monkey Man said...

Or..."What's with the meat hook hanging from the ceiling?"

Nara Malone said...

Laughing. I don't have a garage but the neighbor does and I think you'd find everything you're looking for there. :)

Polly Janos said...

Sorry...no room in my garage. Mr. Sister is a pack rat of sorts. You might even be able to find a pick-ax to go with that hatchet you spied.

Mama Zen said...

Well, as long as it's just Wednesday . . .

Teresa said...

Ha. Ha. Great for a laugh to start the weekend!

Wander said...

This was a fun one!

Doctor FTSE said...

O.K. Wednesday. Do you want to sleep in the car? Or I could rig you a hammock? (Enjoyed you 55!)

Margaret said...

Six kids, three dogs... believe me, you don't want to stay in our garage! :)

Janna said...

G-man: Now I'm craving beefy burritos...

TALON: Tell him to at least clear out the bodies in the corner where I'll be sleeping.

MorningAJ: Fridays I'm usually sitting in a McDonalds somewhere, drinking Diet Coke until my bladder feels like the Hindenburg.

Bubba: But... but...

MonkeyMan: I was hoping it was just someplace I could hang my laundry...

Nara: Ah! I see!

Polly: I'm a packrat too. I've GOTTA empty things out soon and throw a whole bunch of stuff away. If I find a pick-ax, though, I'm keeping it.

MamaZen: Great!

Teresa: Thanks for visiting!

Wander: I hope! :)

DoctorFTSE: Actually, the car sounds good. It has air conditioning, right?

Margaret: You keep the kids in the garage?